God

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,"I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Yes Miss!

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's dead."

God

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of childrenwhile they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see eachchild's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was workingdiligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,"I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knowswhat God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up fromher drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Brothers

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments withher five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to"honor thy Father and thy mother," she asked the kids, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers andsisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of afamily) answered, "Thou shall not kill."