Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Priorities
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Priorities
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
A Mystery
Friday, August 15, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
The Thunderstorm
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. " I have to sleep with Daddy." A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice, "The big sissy."
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
A Mother
Monday, August 11, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Advise From Kids
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? don't answer him. - Michael, 14
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? don't answer him. - Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.- Kyoyo, 9
11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.- Armir, 912. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.- Joel, 10
14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
“A hundred years from now ...
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,"I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Misquote
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Yes Miss!
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's dead."
Friday, August 1, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Billy Brown
Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
1762
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Momma, how come?
One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has a few strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong, and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Lesson
'While we try to teach our children all about life,Our children teach us what life is all about.'
~Angela Schwindt
Monday, July 21, 2008
Kittens
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. When returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How do you know this?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of childrenwhile they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see eachchild's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was workingdiligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,"I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knowswhat God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up fromher drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
sleep
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Brothers
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments withher five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to"honor thy Father and thy mother," she asked the kids, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers andsisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of afamily) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
Friday, July 11, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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